1 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:13,000 - January 4, 1963. 2 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,810 - Dear Dennis:: I've been abducted by my own parents. 3 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,870 - They found out what we were planning, and now they want me... 4 00:02:18,950 --> 00:02:21,280 - As far away from you as possible. 5 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,580 - I'm not coming back to Chancery. They're hauling me and my horse... 6 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:27,250 - to some all-girls'school in Connecticut. 7 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:30,590 - They think I'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians. 8 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:34,620 - This is the end of the world. One look tells you, 9 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:38,070 - This place eats the hairy bird. 10 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:46,770 You know, you are going to love it here. My great-grandmother was class of 1903. 11 00:02:46,850 --> 00:02:49,040 So, I'm fourth generation to go here. 12 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,810 Both my mom and dad are on the Board ofTrustees. 13 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:56,340 So, obviously, we believe that Miss Godard's is the fi! Nest girls' school in the East. 14 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:58,910 This is Miss Godard, who founded the school. 15 00:02:58,990 --> 00:03:02,620 - She looks like an ax murderer. - Indeed, you will fiind... 16 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:05,260 the original ax on display at the woodpile. 17 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:08,770 - Hello, Miss McVane. - Hello, Abby. 18 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:11,300 Kindly explain my joke to the new girl. 19 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:15,140 Well, one of the rules is if you're late to class, you have to chop wood. 20 00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:19,110 You must be Odette Sinclair. Welcome. 21 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:22,240 I know it's a diffi! Cult adjustment from a coed academy to a girls' school. 22 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:27,080 If I can help ease the transition, come see me in my offi! Ce. 23 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:29,140 Carry on, Abby. 24 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,780 Who was that? Zorro? 25 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:36,790 Oh, that's Miss McVane, the headmistress. She's really great. 26 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:46,370 Verena, Tinka! You've got a new roommate! 27 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:50,540 - What? - She's from Detroit! 28 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:55,780 - What? - We take the honor system very seriously here. 29 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:58,510 Miss Godard believed that the girls should govern themselves... 30 00:03:58,580 --> 00:04:01,180 in order to learn to take responsibility for their actions. 31 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:04,990 - What's this? - This? Oh... 32 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:08,250 I'm a monitor. I'm on the self-government committee. 33 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:11,060 Elected nine times now. So, I have nine stars. 34 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:18,000 - Taking a break. - You're absolutely not allowed to smoke. 35 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:21,970 - Uh, where are you going? - To visit my horse. 36 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,980 I was going to warn you about your roommates. 37 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,540 But now, I don't think I will. 38 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:30,380 She's got fi! Ve pairs of Pappagallo's. 39 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:34,610 She's got a great stereo! 40 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:38,320 Men on the floor! 41 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:41,690 Come along now, girls. Scurry, scurry. 42 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,230 Will you get into your room? There's men on the floor. 43 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,600 Hey, baby! 44 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:51,400 - Walkin'the dog You can't twist to this music. 45 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:54,870 - It's too slow. - Just a-walkin'the dog 46 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:57,030 Now, there's no place to dance, anyway. 47 00:04:57,110 --> 00:05:01,480 lf you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog 48 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:03,780 Ooh, this must be the boyfriend. 49 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:06,580 "Love, Dennis." Ohh! 50 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:14,450 - I did not give you permission to play my records. 51 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:18,900 Welcome! I'm Tinka Parker. And this is Verena Von Stefan. 52 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,920 - Art thou perchance Odette? - Odie. 53 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,630 - Those are my shoes. - We always borrow each other's things. 54 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:31,570 I loathe and abhor this place. 55 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,370 I don't see how you can say that when you're from Detroit. 56 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:38,110 So, Odie, what are you doing here at Miss God-Awful? 57 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:40,620 How come you had to transfer from Chancery? 58 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:45,450 Oh, no doubt things were getting too hot and heavy with Dennis the Penis. 59 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,120 Up your ziggie with a wah-wah brush. 60 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:50,790 What? 61 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:55,200 - Say that again. - Up your ziggie with a wah-wah brush. 62 00:05:55,270 --> 00:05:57,760 That's priceless. Where did you hear that? 63 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,400 - I made it up. - Dinner! 64 00:06:05,410 --> 00:06:08,010 Go back up and sew up that hem. 65 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,720 Hold it. 66 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:17,120 Why, Abby and Susie. Sieg Heil! 67 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,220 Parker! Take those off. 68 00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:25,320 Why? They're not jewelry. They're offi! Ce supplies. 69 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,860 - Off. Or I'll report you to Miss McVane. 70 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:37,740 Abby, up your ziggie with a wah-wah brush. 71 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:46,340 - So, what's she like? - Mm, she could be improved. 72 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:48,350 We've decided not to get rid of her. 73 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:53,380 - She's got a great record collection. - Geez. Yum! 74 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:57,450 - Odious, this is Tweety Goldberg and Momo Haines. - Hi. 75 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,900 Ignoramus 76 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:12,540 Purple Penis 77 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:26,720 - Are you carrying Dennis' child? 78 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:30,020 You can tell Tinka. She's had four pregnancy scares. 79 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:33,220 - Four. - Was it beautiful? 80 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:37,460 Do you actually expect me to answer these questions? 81 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:41,440 But we're curious. We all have our hymens, except Tinka. 82 00:07:41,510 --> 00:07:45,070 That's enough. Clearly, she doesn't want to describe it. 83 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:48,550 It's like hog wrestling. Isn't that right, Odious? 84 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:51,950 Oh, I don't even think she's done it with Dennis yet. 85 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,640 - Are you gonna eat that? -Tweety! 86 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:57,590 Where's my ipecac? 87 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,590 You hid it! 88 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:06,030 - No! Oh, God! - I knew it! 89 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,430 - Tweety, no, no. Give it... No! - Let go of me, Momo! 90 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,600 Tweety, don't do it! Give me the bottle. Ow! 91 00:08:11,670 --> 00:08:16,800 Fine. Make yourself sick. You're only gonna be hungry again later. 92 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:41,130 She swallows ipecac syrup, and then 15 minutes later she heaves up everything. 93 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,660 Ipecac causes convulsions in the alimentary canal. 94 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:48,760 - Are you taking chemistry? - Yes. 95 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:53,280 Great! Mrs. Dewey is the most adorable teacher in the school. 96 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:56,440 She's gonna help me to get into M.I.T. 97 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,750 - Who's your advisor? - Mr. Dewey. 98 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:03,410 - Eew, Mr. Dewey! - Eew, he's a lech. 99 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,890 - Good night, Tinka. - Good night, Verena. 100 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:16,130 Good night, Dennis. 101 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,570 Ohh! Dennis! 102 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,000 - Harder! Deeper! 103 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:31,880 Dear Dennis:: I miss you so much. 104 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:36,010 I'm perishing in this penal colony. I'm completely alone. 105 00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:38,250 My roommates are demented. 106 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,690 Dear Mother and Father:: Today, I was elected... 107 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,190 to the Security Council of the model U.N. 108 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:46,790 I'm so popular I got to play Russia. 109 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,700 Dear Mom and Dad:: Today was dress rehearsal for Death of a Salesman. 110 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:58,440 - My roommate plays Willy Loman. - Ben! A man has got to add up to something! 111 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,840 Dear Dennis:: Maybe I can escape from here and we can meet in New York. 112 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:21,930 Oh, good morning, Odette. What can I do for you? 113 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,900 I'd like to know why you turned down my request for a pass this weekend. 114 00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:28,570 You wanted to go into New York to see a horse show... 115 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:33,270 Alone and unchaperoned and your parents worry you may run off to meet some boy. 116 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:35,940 I'm required to keep you here on weekends, 117 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,140 unless you're invited by a friend whom they approve. 118 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:45,180 Dear, I can think of no better cure for your... 119 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:48,660 Conspicuous misery than to make some friends. 120 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:52,890 Don't reject them. They're not just girls. 121 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:55,800 They're you. 122 00:10:55,870 --> 00:11:00,430 And if you get to know them, then you'll be discovering yourself. 123 00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:05,070 And that is, believe it or not, as great an adventure as the opposite sex. 124 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:08,170 - Thank you. 125 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:18,690 For the most part, your papers ranged from the merely adequate to the completely vapid. 126 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,230 With the exception of one. 127 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:26,630 Miss Sinclair, I congratulate you on your grasp of Pan-European politics. 128 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:31,400 Now, remember, ladies, tomorrow's assignment will... 129 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:42,040 - Verena, may I know the reason you're so late? - Cramps. 130 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:46,380 I wonder what would happen to American foreign policy if President Kennedy got cramps. 131 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:51,360 Possibly, history has already been influenced by his bad back, sir. 132 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,190 Please submit a paper tomorrow supporting your thesis, Von Stefan. 133 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:58,120 Miss Parker, do you have any views on this subject? 134 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,190 - No. - Hmm. 135 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:04,130 Plenty of room but no views, hmm? 136 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:09,800 - Oh. Just as I thought. Empty. Tomorrow's assignment... - What? 137 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:13,400 - Review chapters seven through 11 in the Palmer. 138 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:18,850 Come see me in my offi! Ce after lunch. 139 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:22,940 If I'm not mistaken, 140 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,580 you show a genuine interest in political theory. 141 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:28,820 Yeah. Kind of, I guess. 142 00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:31,760 I'm going to be attending a series of lectures over the next few weekends... 143 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:34,090 in New York City, which you might enjoy. 144 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,800 I'm sure I can arrange for Miss McVane's permission. 145 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:40,430 And perhaps even extra credit as well. 146 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,740 New York. 147 00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:48,440 Between you and me, Miss Godard's isn't exactly... 148 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:52,510 a healthy environment for an energetic... 149 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:56,520 and... curious young spirit. 150 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:04,030 We wouldn't want the hall monitors to catch you with lint on your jacket. 151 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,530 Girls have been shot for less. 152 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,970 I'm so fat, I could die. 153 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,630 Look who's here. 154 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,710 - Why, Odious. - Hi, guys. 155 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:23,010 Oh, my God. She's actually talking to us today. 156 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,110 - What happened with Dewey? 157 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,420 - Did he feel you up? - He invited me to a lecture in New York. 158 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:32,480 - You didn't say you'd go with him, did you? - He wants your bod. 159 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:38,360 Ladies, it's time to put on our thinking caps. 160 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:42,330 Somehow, we've got to get rid of him. 161 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,500 But then we'd lose Mrs. Dewey, whom we adore. 162 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:48,100 Yeah. But if she knew he was a pervert, she'd divorce him. 163 00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:50,730 Right. She's got to see some proof. 164 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:53,710 Like when my mom found those pictures in my dad's desk. 165 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:58,310 Well, uh, I thought that maybe if I went to New York I could sneak away and see Dennis. 166 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,480 You don't need Dewey to go to New York. 167 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:03,780 All you have to do is ask us. 168 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:21,060 It's easy to get a weekend pass. All you need is a letter from your mother. 169 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:26,700 Dear Miss McVane: Tinka will be joining me in New York City the weekend of the 20th. 170 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:31,180 - Blah, blah, blah. - So, what I need is a pass that lets me get out alone. 171 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:35,210 That's what it is. Tinka takes the train into New York and stays at my mom's apartment. 172 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:38,350 She's in Europe for the year and Tinka's mom is in Boca Raton. 173 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:42,090 - Wait a minute. So this is... - I do all the mothers' letters. 174 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,190 Tweety wins our prize every year. 175 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:49,220 - Miss Godard's girls are very talented. - Let me see that. 176 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:53,230 Guys, wait! 177 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,500 How do you mail it so it has the right postmark? 178 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:58,340 You mail it to one of your friends back home, and they mail it for you. 179 00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:02,140 Miss Godard's girls are very organized. 180 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:31,600 Guys, I think I'm in love. 181 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,770 - Do you have something I could... - Schoolmaids! 182 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,780 Hi, I'm Snake. This is Skunk, Groundhog, Possum and Beagle. 183 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,180 - We're the... - Flat Critters. 184 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:46,450 - What is this? - We're a photography club. 185 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,890 We take pictures of animals who have been run over. 186 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,290 Show 'em, Skunk. 187 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,700 - Eew. - Eew. - Eew. 188 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:56,700 - Eew! - I love this woman! 189 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,440 She's everything anyone could need. Poise and personality. 190 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:07,380 - Straight teeth, rich parents. - Go away and leave us alone. 191 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,810 Her name is Tinka Parker. 192 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,370 Tinka. Her name is Tinka. 193 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:18,860 Now you are my dream. And you can take away my money, my food. 194 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,260 You can take away my home. You can take away my car! 195 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,090 But if you take away my dream I'm nothing but a... 196 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,760 Flat Critter! 197 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:31,130 What are you doing? Bring that back! 198 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,570 Come back with that hat, you little punk! 199 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,840 So, explain to me one thing. 200 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,320 - Why can't I have you? 201 00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:49,080 Because you are lower than dirt. 202 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:53,610 You're subterranean. You're a townie, for Christ sakes. 203 00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:57,030 I don't know you! We haven't been introduced. 204 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,220 Is that how people fall in love in your world? They're "introduced"? 205 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,430 - Come on! - How sad. 206 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,660 How tragic! People like that are... 207 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:08,170 - Flat Critters! - Eek! 208 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,440 - Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo! 209 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,210 Now, hold on, you young studs! 210 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:21,080 Hey, Tinka! Tinka! 211 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,090 - So, do you really dig that guy? 212 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:27,350 I have some dignity, you know. 213 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:31,830 Odie, you're supposed to wear the blazer on all trips into the ville. 214 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,630 - Didn't you know that? - Yes, I did. 215 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,690 But, actually, I have a complaint about the school jacket. 216 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:40,330 I fi! Nd it a little too restraining. Cuts off flow of blood to my breasts. 217 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:43,000 - Five demerits. 218 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:47,140 You will stay in study hall till bedtime every night for a week. 219 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:51,540 - By God! - What? 220 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:55,780 What is that on your nose? You know, at fi! Rst, I thought it was just freckles. 221 00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:59,520 But now that I'm up close, I see. It is dried poo-poo. 222 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:03,650 - Now, does Miss McVane simply pull down her underwear... 223 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,990 - and bend over? - Six demerits. 224 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:10,900 - Eight demerits. - Nine! - Ten! 225 00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:13,840 - Arf! Arf! 226 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:18,340 - That was breathtaking. - Thank you. 227 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:21,070 You really have a fantastic way with words. 228 00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:23,710 You should be a speechwriter or a demagogue or something. 229 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:27,220 You think? I mean, I've always been kind of interested in politics. 230 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,220 Excellent. 231 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:32,480 Odious, we'd like to invite you to join the D.A.R. 232 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,580 - Oh, I'm not a Republican. - Oh, I should hope not. 233 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:39,690 We'd like to show you something. 234 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,460 Always make sure nobody's looking, because nobody knows about this door. 235 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,240 - There's a door back here? - Yeah. Last year, I went behind this tree... 236 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:54,070 to hide from the monitors and I saw it. 237 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,440 This is the attic. 238 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,510 We're right under the roof here. It runs all the way along the school, you know. 239 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:04,080 From the dorms, to administration, under the theater. 240 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,520 - Just about anywhere. - And the kitchen, don't forget! 241 00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:09,150 Wow... That's all she cares about. 242 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:12,250 - Anyhow, we got the place to ourselves. - Mostly. 243 00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:15,360 The only people who come up here are the maintenance men once in a while. 244 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,230 They store old furniture and stuff... and then we steal it. 245 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,900 So far, nobody's discovered our secret room. 246 00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:25,270 This is where the D.A.R. Meets. 247 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:29,910 Mmm! We can get any canned food we want to up here. 248 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:32,580 They store boxes of it over the kitchen. 249 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,620 What exactly is the D.A.R.? 250 00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:39,620 It stands for Daughters of the American Ravioli. 251 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:43,650 - Cold ravioli. - I think it's better cold. 252 00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:48,670 In the D.A.R., we share our most secret dreams of what we want to be. 253 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,500 Most of the girls here at Miss Godard's, 254 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:54,600 they've got all the opportunities to become something... 255 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:58,510 a good upbringing, a good education, they're loaded. 256 00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:03,710 But, in ten years, they'll be married with three kids and two cars, 257 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:07,150 a colonial, a collie... they're fi! Nished. 258 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,980 That's why it's called a fiinishing school. 259 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:14,580 But we, the D.A.R., have other plans for ourselves. 260 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:19,150 I'm going to become a pioneer biologist and fi! Nd a cure for something. 261 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:21,290 I'm going to start my own magazine. 262 00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:24,960 Like Vogue. I'm going to call it Moi. 263 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:30,130 - I'm going to be a psychiatrist. - I'm going to be on the cover of Moi magazine... 264 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:32,970 as a famous actress-folksinger-slut. 265 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,480 And Momo will be my doctor and Tweety will be my shrink. 266 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:40,710 We all pledge to help each other achieve our ambitions, 267 00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:45,880 no matter how big or small, for our whole life to come. 268 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,550 So now, Odette Sinclair, 269 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:52,830 what is your most cherished dream? 270 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:57,130 I would like to be an ex-virgin. 271 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:01,940 Your great ambition in life is to lay with your legs in the air like a bug? 272 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,670 - I went home for Christmas and I got a diaphragm. 273 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:07,740 Before I could use it, my mother found it and sent me here. 274 00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:10,410 So now, all I want to do is what I was about to before I got caught. 275 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:17,220 All right. If you join the D.A.R., we'll organize... 276 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:21,590 a secret "randy-vous" for you and Dennis to meet at my mom's apartment in New York. 277 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:25,190 - But how do I join? - First, you must undergo a little test... 278 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:28,030 to prove your sincerity. 279 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,730 Which brings us to another item on our agenda. 280 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,100 Yes. Mr. Dewey has got to go. 281 00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:36,900 And you can help. You're the only one who has French... 282 00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:39,970 in the same room right after Mr. Dewey's class. 283 00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:53,760 Okay. 284 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,440 Sinclair, your mother called, but nobody could fiind you. Where have you been? 285 00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:11,030 None of your floppin' buggies. 286 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:20,790 - Time's up, ladies. Please pass your papers to the right. 287 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:33,160 - Package from home? - Yeah. My mom sent me a quilt. 288 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:46,370 Verena, why are you so late? 289 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,380 You've missed an entire period. 290 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:52,820 - You mean, I'm pregnant? 291 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:08,530 - Where's my briefcase? - Um, maybe you left it in the faculty lounge. 292 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,070 That's impossible. 293 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,630 By the way, sir, I'm sorry but I can't go to New York with you this weekend. 294 00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:18,700 Hmm? Well, perhaps another time. 295 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,120 Good morning, Mademoiselle Odette. 296 00:23:33,190 --> 00:23:36,250 - Comment allez-vous? - Tres bien, merci. 297 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:40,260 Whose is this? 298 00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:42,800 Oh, let's see. 299 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:57,570 - Can you really order this stuff? - Miss McVane! 300 00:23:57,650 --> 00:24:01,280 Oh, look! This one has three speeds. 301 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,680 Call Frank Dewey in here. 302 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,750 So, where'd you fi! Nd all that stuff, Verena? 303 00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:12,190 I stole it from my dad's collection. 304 00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:15,160 I found his secret hiding place last year. 305 00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:19,100 - He likes anything with whips and stuff. - Eew! 306 00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:22,200 Guys, cool it. The warden. 307 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,210 Sinclair and Von Stefan, 308 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:34,220 you will come with me to Miss McVane's offi! Ce, right now. 309 00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:38,120 Verena, I wonder if you realize how hard it is... 310 00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:41,160 to attract male teachers to Miss Godard's. 311 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,590 They consider girls' schools the bottom of the barrel. 312 00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:46,100 We certainly don't pay them enough to alter their opinion. 313 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,400 So, we are fortunate indeed... 314 00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:52,270 to have Mr. Dewey on the faculty. 315 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:57,430 Yes. He's a very good lecher. I mean, teacher. 316 00:24:57,510 --> 00:25:01,970 There's some sort of conspiracy afoot to discredit Mr. Dewey. 317 00:25:02,050 --> 00:25:05,780 He is upset. I have no proof, but my instinct tells me... 318 00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:07,910 that you are behind this little gambit. 319 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:10,750 - What gambit? - Think of it as a tribute to your talents... 320 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,790 that I suspect you. 321 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:17,920 Oh, you're very smart, Von Stefan, but mainly in the derriere. 322 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,190 Now, at Miss Godard's we try to educate the mind and not the buttocks. 323 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,600 So, unless your smarts begin migrating from your heinie to your head, 324 00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:28,830 the next time you fi! Nd yourself in this offi! Ce will be the occasion of your dismissal. 325 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:31,210 This is so unfair. I don't even know what... 326 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,540 I have asked Abby to keep an eye on you and to report... 327 00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:36,480 anything she construes as misconduct. 328 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,050 - Yes, Miss McVane. - Abby, you may return to study hall. 329 00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:53,990 Verena, when young people of one sex are cooped up for too long in a place, 330 00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:59,530 there is an unhealthy disposition to plotting and cruel mischief. 331 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,900 I really think you'd benefi! T from a weekend away from here, 332 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:07,280 yet I see that you've chosen to remain on campus since the beginning of the year. 333 00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:10,340 I know your mother is still in Paris, but you have friends... 334 00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:13,410 who would invite you to their houses. 335 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,510 I love it here. It's my home. 336 00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:18,720 No, dear, it's not. 337 00:26:20,790 --> 00:26:24,560 I'm sorry about your parents' separation. Must have been a rough summer. 338 00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:29,430 - Do you want to talk about it? - No. 339 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:33,130 I mean... It's an unfair world. 340 00:26:37,110 --> 00:26:39,940 You may be right. 341 00:26:40,010 --> 00:26:42,910 On your way out, please tell Odette to come in here. 342 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,850 Odette, sit down. 343 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:57,230 Odette, I received a letter from your mother requesting a weekend pass. 344 00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:02,930 - Yes. This weekend. - However, your mother happened to call this morning... 345 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,560 about a tuition payment and, when I mentioned the letter, 346 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,630 she knew nothing about it. 347 00:27:11,810 --> 00:27:15,110 Not a half-bad forgery. 348 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,880 I am referring this to the committee. 349 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,450 Odette Sinclair, the committee has decided... 350 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,750 not to recommend expulsion and give you a second chance. 351 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:31,660 However, you are grounded for the remainder of the school year. 352 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:34,490 - I would like to rebut. - You're not allowed a rebuttal. 353 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:37,030 It's a fi! Libuster. I have the floor. 354 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:40,400 - We don't allow that, either. - What is this, a junta? 355 00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:49,540 I who have nothing 356 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,850 - I'm grounded. - I never leave. 357 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,120 You promised to help and instead you made things worse. 358 00:27:57,190 --> 00:28:00,620 Hey. We didn't get rid of Dewey either. 359 00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:03,420 You can't collapse because of some minor disappointment. 360 00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:06,900 You get tougher. In the D.A.R., we have a saying: 361 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,090 "No more little white gloves." 362 00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:14,610 - I love you - Come on. Let's go out for a smoke. 363 00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:19,040 We'll just have to organize some way for Dennis to meet you here instead of New York. 364 00:28:19,110 --> 00:28:22,380 Somewhere private where you can do the dirty deed. 365 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:25,380 - Is that possible? - I'll think of something. 366 00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:30,440 I promise. But it's a waste of my mental skills. 367 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,550 I'd rather be planning your political career. 368 00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:36,150 - You shouldn't be thinking about sex. 369 00:28:36,230 --> 00:28:41,320 - It's so trite. - Come on. I'm supposed to be thinking about it at my age. 370 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:46,460 - Don't you ever? - Why do you think my brain is so swift and uncluttered? 371 00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:50,940 - Come on. There must be someone you like. 372 00:28:51,010 --> 00:28:56,380 Alas, I lust for no one. 373 00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:58,680 - Not even you. 374 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:03,520 - Tinka! Tinka! 375 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:12,060 Tinka, the wind calls your name. 376 00:29:12,130 --> 00:29:16,090 And the pond, and the trees, 377 00:29:16,170 --> 00:29:19,530 and the... pachysandra... 378 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,440 - And the stars, and the moon... 379 00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:27,710 - You! Pests! Go home! - And the vines... They all call your name. 380 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:29,680 - Who's that? - Tinka! - It ain't Gidget. 381 00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:33,510 - I'll call the guards! - You do that! 382 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:37,020 Snake? Get out of here! 383 00:29:37,090 --> 00:29:41,350 Tinka, come away with me, girl. Tonight's the night we're gonna get introduced. 384 00:29:41,430 --> 00:29:43,520 - No! - We gotta go! 385 00:29:43,590 --> 00:29:48,620 - Tinka! Tinka! - I know what you look like! 386 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:52,500 Momo, are there any Triscuits left? 387 00:29:52,570 --> 00:29:57,510 - No, Tweety. - Oh, I'm so hungry. My stomach is raging. 388 00:29:57,580 --> 00:30:00,540 - 'Cause you ralphed supper. 389 00:30:01,810 --> 00:30:04,650 I'm gonna get some ravioli. 390 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,150 Tweety... Don't get caught! 391 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:26,730 - What was that? - Someone... 392 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,600 - Oh, my God. 393 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,670 Who's there? 394 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,240 - I don't believe it. - What happened? 395 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,290 The ceiling has caved in from the leak. 396 00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:45,720 - This... This proves our point. - It does not! 397 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:52,890 I think we're all making a terrible mistake... 398 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,260 not to consult the alumni and parents. 399 00:30:55,330 --> 00:31:00,070 We make a special appeal every year, and we only get enough for Band-Aids. 400 00:31:01,510 --> 00:31:05,440 Eve Godard founded this school because she believed... 401 00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:08,640 that girls had a better chance to grow strong... 402 00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:11,910 away from the irresistible domination of men. 403 00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:17,550 She used to say, "We build them up so you can't tear them down. " 404 00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:19,750 They come fi! Rst here. 405 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:24,390 If we merge with the boys' academy, the girls will come second. 406 00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:29,830 They shouldn't have to learn such a bitter lesson at this crucial age. 407 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,400 St. Ambrose is one of the oldest and fi! Nest... 408 00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:36,370 boys'prep schools in the East. 409 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,570 I have bailed this school out year after year. 410 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,240 But if the board rejects this brilliant proposal, 411 00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:46,370 - I will cancel my support. - Page. 412 00:31:46,450 --> 00:31:49,210 Now, may we put this son of a bitch to a vote? 413 00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:52,480 All those in favor of coeducation. 414 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,930 Hurry up! 415 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,660 Guys, listen to what Tweety just found out. 416 00:32:03,730 --> 00:32:07,640 Miss Godard's is going coed with St. Ambrose. 417 00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:11,110 - St. Ambrose Academy? - Shh! We're not supposed to know! 418 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:14,770 - Next year! - Why? It's a disaster! 419 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,680 St. Ambrose boys are so cute! 420 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,580 - Why can't we just... - This is the best thing to happen since Midol. 421 00:32:19,650 --> 00:32:23,250 - Boys at Miss Godard's. - Oh, yeah. You would just go out and greet them with open legs. 422 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,410 - Hey, guys. Now they're gonna have to call it Miss Gonads. 423 00:32:25,490 --> 00:32:28,360 Goldberg, Haines. Back to your room. 424 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,460 Not another blessed peep out of the rest of you! 425 00:32:39,770 --> 00:32:45,230 - The D.A.R. Meets tomorrow night after classes. 426 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,610 - It's not going to be okay! 427 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,200 I'm not going to get into M.I.T. Now! 428 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:55,240 If I apply with a lot of boys from the same school, you know they'll accept the boys fi! Rst! 429 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,450 - That's not true. - Yes, it is! 430 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,460 All l ever hear is girls complaining... 431 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,390 - how lonely and bored they are, right? - Oh, yes. 432 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:05,220 Tinka, maybe. Not me! I can stand a little loneliness! 433 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,990 This is a school! We're all trying to get smarter! 434 00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:11,930 If St. Ambrose merges with us, instead we'll all be killing ourselves to be cute. 435 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,460 Right! Just imagine. We'll have to wash our hair every night. 436 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:19,740 We'll have to sleep on rollers till our scalp bleeds. 437 00:33:19,810 --> 00:33:22,840 Then we'll have to get up at 6::00 every morning for the comb-out. 438 00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:25,180 Your lungs will be lined with hair spray. 439 00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:27,810 Then, you need all this equipment to push up the tits... 440 00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:30,410 and blitz the zits and spray the pits. 441 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,960 - She's right. - Then-Then you stagger into class... 442 00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:35,550 - And you look perfect but you're exhausted. 443 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:37,790 You're too tired to even think! But that's okay... 444 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:39,920 because the teachers, they won't call on you anyway! 445 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,460 Also, you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that. 446 00:33:43,530 --> 00:33:46,990 So to wake up, you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. 447 00:33:47,070 --> 00:33:51,940 - You'll be on a permanent diet! - I'm not gonna change the way I am 'cause boys are around. 448 00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:54,170 Oh, come off it, Tweety. I've seen you at school dances. 449 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:56,940 It's like The Three Faces of Eve. You turn into this simpering, fawning... 450 00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:59,450 - Verena. Verena! - Wretch, and the whole next week, we have to put up with your... 451 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,450 - suicide attempts because your date didn't like you! - Verena, stop. 452 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,280 - Shut up! - Verena! 453 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,850 - Now, you've done it. - Don't listen to her, Tweety. 454 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,980 That was really uncalled-for, Vagina. 455 00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:15,830 Look, Von Stefan. I know you like this place the way it is, but wake up! 456 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:19,360 - It's not real life. Real life is boy-girl, boy-girl. - No! 457 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,370 - Real life is boy on top of girl! - Would you two stop it? 458 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,810 - You should know that. - Oh... 459 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,710 Look. It looks like this is going to happen whether we like it or not, 460 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:30,840 - so we're just going to have to adjust. - Yes, we're gonna have to adjust. 461 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,280 Where would we be now if President Kennedy had said, 462 00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:36,380 "Oh, well, we'll just have to adjust to living in the shadow... 463 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:39,010 - of nuclear warheads on Cuba"? - There ya go! 464 00:34:39,090 --> 00:34:41,060 They're just boys, Verena, not communists. 465 00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:44,320 Ha! I'm not gonna live in the shadow of the hairy bird! 466 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,660 Well, that's your prob. You're afraid of boys! 467 00:34:46,730 --> 00:34:48,460 - Order. Order! - Oh, you'd be afraid of boys too, except... 468 00:34:48,530 --> 00:34:50,970 - Order! - You've got nothing left to lose, Miss Tinka! 469 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,500 - Prude! - Tramp! - Truce! Quiet! 470 00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:57,440 - Come on! Have some ravioli. - Oh... 471 00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:03,770 Here's what I propose. 472 00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:07,580 The St. Ambrose Choir is coming down for a dance and concert in May. 473 00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:11,020 Obviously, this is a trial to see if we all get along. 474 00:35:11,090 --> 00:35:14,520 So, we must make the boys look so awful... 475 00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:17,120 the trustees will have to cancel the merge of our two schools. 476 00:35:17,190 --> 00:35:19,720 What do you mean, "we"? Count me out. 477 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,560 - You're in the D.A.R. You have to help. - Well, then, I quit. 478 00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:24,570 Me too. 479 00:35:27,610 --> 00:35:30,540 What about you, Odie? 480 00:35:30,610 --> 00:35:32,800 Maybe it wouldn't be that bad, having boys here. 481 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,900 I mean, it doesn't have to be about sex, right? They can just be our friends. 482 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:39,710 - Just like we're friends. - Friends? Look at us! 483 00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:41,880 Just mention boys, and everybody's a traitor. 484 00:35:41,950 --> 00:35:45,510 So, are you going to stay and help them with their nasty little plan? 485 00:35:45,590 --> 00:35:48,960 Come on, Verena. Don't do it. 486 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:58,190 It's pathetic. You all want to sell out the school because you're horny! 487 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:10,680 - Well, the D.A.R. Is dead. 488 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:15,240 Long live The Hairy Bird Committee. 489 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,780 - Hear, hear! - Okay. Let's get some ideas for the St. Ambrose dance. 490 00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:23,220 How can we put them in a bad light? 491 00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:27,990 What sort of boys would your parents never allow you to consort with? 492 00:36:28,070 --> 00:36:31,260 Okay. Okay, well... 493 00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:35,400 - If they were drunks. - Mmm. 494 00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:38,270 - Or sex fi! Ends. - Good. 495 00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:49,380 Good night, Verena. 496 00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:57,890 So what do you want this time? 497 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,900 - I need 20 pounds of sugar. - No problem. 498 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,370 And about two dozen liquor bottles. 499 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,700 No. I don't want trouble. 500 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:12,570 - I'm talking about empty bottles. - Ah. Okay. 501 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,370 Fifty dollars. 502 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:20,110 Tomas! Do I look like I'm made of money? 503 00:37:29,190 --> 00:37:33,030 - It's ready. - Ahh. Good timing. I need a drink. 504 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,160 Down the hatch! 505 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,710 Ohh! Whoo! 506 00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:48,870 It's at least a thousand proof. 507 00:37:48,950 --> 00:37:54,320 Now, try it with some apple juice. 508 00:38:01,590 --> 00:38:04,060 Momo, you're a genius! 509 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,030 Keep going, men. Play defense. Get ready for the bully. 510 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:22,270 This shouldn't be a secret. You should tell all the others about the school going coed. 511 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:25,580 - Throw the whole question into debate. - You tell a single soul, 512 00:38:25,650 --> 00:38:28,520 and I'll tell Abby Sawyer about your plans for Dennis. 513 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:32,990 I know what you're afraid of. You're afraid they actually might like the idea, right? 514 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:36,320 And everything has to be your way, no matter what anybody else wants. 515 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:39,950 - You're a totalitarian. 516 00:38:40,030 --> 00:38:43,690 Come on, Verena, the school going coed is not the end of the world. 517 00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:48,300 You don't understand! You don't belong here! You don't deserve it! 518 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:59,140 - Abby, your parents are downstairs. - Oh, okay. Thanks. 519 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:01,240 Have a nice weekend, Ab. 520 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,380 Bye. 521 00:39:18,070 --> 00:39:21,160 What happened to Abby Sawyer's hair? 522 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,870 Someone put peroxide in her setting lotion. 523 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:32,340 They all hate me. 524 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,380 - Nobody could hate you, sugar. - Page. 525 00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:37,610 - We'll be up in a second. - Sometimes... 526 00:39:37,690 --> 00:39:41,150 I just want to tear off all my stars and be just like everybody else. 527 00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:45,130 Abby Sawyer, when you are at the top, 528 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,790 there are always jealous people who try to shoot you down. 529 00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:51,460 Well, you just pick up your chin and you say, "pooh"! 530 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:55,670 Now, when we get home tonight, we'll put a nice rinse on that hair. 531 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:59,140 - Tonight? I thought I was going with you now. - Come on, Harvey. 532 00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:03,810 - We have a meeting of the Board ofTrustees, lovey. - But I'm all packed. 533 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:08,480 Abby, in a couple of weeks you will understand what all the mystery is about. 534 00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:12,720 - I can't even remember what they look like. 535 00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:15,780 Anyway, I think it's important... 536 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,870 I'm here to see my daughter. Tinka Parker. 537 00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:31,370 Uh, dear, will you tell Tinka her father's here? 538 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,670 Tinka's dad's dead. 539 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:37,370 Excuse me. I think I left my yacht running. Hee-hee... 540 00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:40,710 - Get the guard! 541 00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:42,720 G'day! 542 00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:46,380 The plan needs a fi! Nal flourish. 543 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:49,450 A dagger in the heart of St. Ambrose. 544 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:54,050 Do you suppose any of the boys in the choir is related to one of the trustees? 545 00:40:56,170 --> 00:40:59,030 Let's check the yearbook. I think there's a list of trustees. 546 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,200 - Uh, hello. 547 00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:04,970 Hello. Is this Mr. Frost to whom I'm speaking? 548 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,070 - Yeah. - This is Mrs. Mortimer Frost calling from England. 549 00:41:08,150 --> 00:41:11,410 My husband has just passed away and left an inheritance. 550 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,710 I'm trying to locate his heirs. Are you, by any chance, 551 00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:18,650 - Bradley Stoner Frost, Jr.? - No. He's my grandfather. 552 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:23,890 Ahh. And your grandfather is a member of the St. Ambrose Board ofTrustees? 553 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,260 - Yes. - Well, up your ziggie with a wah-wah brush. 554 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,730 Yup. He's in the choir. 555 00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:36,190 He's mine. 556 00:41:37,570 --> 00:41:41,240 - Let me in, wee-ooh - Wee-ooh, wee-ooh 557 00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:44,140 Ooh, wee-ooh 558 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,880 Wee-ooh, wee-ooh 559 00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:51,890 Ooh, wee-ooh Wee-ooh 560 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,760 I can see the dance band The silhouettes on the shade 561 00:41:55,830 --> 00:41:59,560 I hear the music All the lovers on parade 562 00:41:59,630 --> 00:42:03,930 Open up I want to come in again 563 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,530 I thought you were my friend 564 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:14,270 Pitter-patter of those feet 565 00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:21,550 Movin'and a-groovin' with that beat 566 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:29,120 Jumpin'and stompin' on the floor 567 00:42:29,190 --> 00:42:33,150 - Let me in, open up - Let me in, open up 568 00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:36,670 I want you to open up that door 569 00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:40,000 I hear music Let me in 570 00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:42,370 The master race has arrived. 571 00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:48,210 - Headmaster... - Headmaster Armstrong. Yes. 572 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,440 And this is Mr. Bert Chubb, one of our housemasters, 573 00:42:50,510 --> 00:42:53,240 and Graham John, our choirmaster. 574 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:57,520 Uh, how do you do and welcome to Miss Godard's. 575 00:43:01,390 --> 00:43:03,450 We've got about 80 dollars in the kitty. 576 00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:06,360 It goes to whoever's date has the largest set of nay-nays. 577 00:43:06,430 --> 00:43:10,420 You must furnish proof. Our roving photographer will fi! Nd you. 578 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,060 - Let's go. - Masterly. 579 00:43:19,510 --> 00:43:22,710 - And then there's the brown one. - She's the biggest one... 580 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,780 Girls, you have about 20 minutes to show your dates around campus. 581 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:36,350 Then, when you hear the bell, please escort them to the dining room for an early dinner. 582 00:43:36,430 --> 00:43:38,790 There will be a tea dance at 6::00. 583 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:41,420 And then the concert tonight at 8:00. 584 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:44,020 Come forward when we call your names. 585 00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:48,240 - Schumacher. - Burgess. 586 00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:52,970 Hi, my name's Charles. 587 00:43:58,350 --> 00:44:01,440 - Fanning. - Delacorte. 588 00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:07,820 - Winslow. 589 00:44:07,890 --> 00:44:09,920 Goldberg. 590 00:44:09,990 --> 00:44:13,120 Todd Winslow. How do you do? 591 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,720 - Theresa Goldberg. Nice to meet you. 592 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,320 We've got a winner. I think we do have a winner. 593 00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:28,570 Hi. 594 00:44:31,310 --> 00:44:34,810 - Frost. - Sawyer. 595 00:44:34,890 --> 00:44:39,580 Hmph. Miss Phipps, I was supposed to get Frost. I signed up for him. 596 00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:42,350 Abby, you changed the list? 597 00:44:46,330 --> 00:44:48,960 Verena, everyone has been matched by height. 598 00:44:49,030 --> 00:44:51,060 You are too tall for Mr. Frost. 599 00:44:51,130 --> 00:44:56,830 - Your date is Mr. Bateman. 600 00:44:56,910 --> 00:45:01,640 I'm-I'm Conrad. Or you can call me Connie or Darnoc, which is my name backwards. 601 00:45:01,710 --> 00:45:04,440 Come on, Car Wreck. 602 00:45:12,190 --> 00:45:15,280 Well, I think Nixon lost the election because of his enormous jowls. 603 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,290 You're terrible. 604 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:21,300 I mean, the least he could have done was put a brassiere on for television. 605 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,420 Stop, please! I'll burst! 606 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:26,230 What size cup would you say he was? 607 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:29,270 Are you a soprano or an alto? I'm a tenor but I can go... 608 00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:32,710 - as high as an alto, because sometimes... - Excuse me for a moment. 609 00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:37,310 Oh! 610 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:41,710 - Oh, I'm so maladroit! - Oh, geez. Are you all right? 611 00:45:41,790 --> 00:45:43,810 Can you ever forgive me? 612 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,060 Never. 613 00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:51,520 Better go change. 614 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,030 I will be right back. 615 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,620 Oh... 616 00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:01,540 My name's Verena. Have you seen the gym, Mr. Frost? 617 00:46:01,610 --> 00:46:05,200 - Uh, Frosty. - Frosty Frost. 618 00:46:10,510 --> 00:46:15,750 Dear Dennis:: Be careful no one sees you when you come in the back way. 619 00:46:15,820 --> 00:46:18,050 You'll be safe once you put on the jacket and tie. 620 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,850 Then everyone will think you're a St. Ambrose boy. 621 00:46:23,930 --> 00:46:26,290 Don't forget to put the rubbers in your pocket. 622 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,890 If a guard stops you, eat them. 623 00:46:29,970 --> 00:46:32,060 What an extraordinarily attractive group... 624 00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:34,230 of young ladies you have at Miss Godard's. 625 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:36,740 Won't they look good on the cover of your brochure? 626 00:46:36,810 --> 00:46:39,240 Yes. Might encourage enrollment. 627 00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:41,640 Or we could redesign their school uniform: 628 00:46:41,710 --> 00:46:45,010 Shorter skirts, plunging necklines. 629 00:47:22,830 --> 00:47:25,330 - Are we allowed to be in here? - No. 630 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,010 - You want one? - Uh... 631 00:47:41,090 --> 00:47:43,710 We could get high. 632 00:47:43,790 --> 00:47:45,920 What, with aspirin and Coke? 633 00:47:45,990 --> 00:47:48,520 Come off it. That doesn't work. 634 00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:50,620 But did you ever try Midol with Coke? 635 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,890 No. 636 00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:05,940 - Wow, you're pretty vigorous. 637 00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:12,780 These look more like Miltowns. 638 00:48:14,290 --> 00:48:16,220 I wish they were. 639 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,990 My mom, she eats 'em like potato chips. 640 00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:26,260 She's exceptionally happy, but she bumps into the furniture a lot. 641 00:48:26,330 --> 00:48:29,560 Just like my mom. Where do you think I got the pills? 642 00:48:29,630 --> 00:48:34,730 - So they are Miltowns? - No. No, Midols... for cramps. 643 00:48:34,810 --> 00:48:36,800 Ah. 644 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,140 My ma doesn't get cramps anymore, she gets subpoenas. 645 00:48:39,210 --> 00:48:43,440 - What? - She and my dad are constantly slugging it out in court. 646 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,970 It's a situation I don't like being in the middle of. 647 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:50,490 I know. It's not much fun. 648 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,620 Oh, you know what is fun though? Codeine and rubber cement. 649 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,830 I can be a lot of fun. 650 00:48:59,930 --> 00:49:01,870 No doubt. 651 00:49:01,930 --> 00:49:06,300 I have a reputation for being sort of wild and loose. 652 00:49:08,970 --> 00:49:11,270 You got... Co-Could I have another Midol? 653 00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:15,480 Thanks. 654 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,720 Would you like to come up to my room later? 655 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:24,880 Ah, you're allowed to have boys in your dorm? 656 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,760 Of course not. But there's a secret door I'll show you. You won't get caught. 657 00:49:28,830 --> 00:49:30,990 Well I'd love it if I got caught. 658 00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:34,660 Yeah. I've tried and tried to get kicked out of St. Ambrose, but... 659 00:49:34,730 --> 00:49:37,700 my grandfather, he'd just get me kicked right back in. 660 00:49:37,770 --> 00:49:41,360 He's head of the board of trustees. 661 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,370 Why don't you like the school? 662 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,670 I don't fi! T in. It's... 663 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:50,150 All the guys at St. Ambrose are marchin' off the same cliff, you know. 664 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:53,380 The seat on the stock exchange. The wife. The three-point-two children. 665 00:49:53,450 --> 00:49:56,890 - Yeah. The colonial. The collie. - Yeah. 666 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,760 - How you feeling? 667 00:50:03,830 --> 00:50:06,760 No cramps. 668 00:50:08,870 --> 00:50:13,890 Gee whiz 669 00:50:13,970 --> 00:50:17,000 Look in his eyes 670 00:50:19,110 --> 00:50:21,670 Gee whiz 671 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:25,010 How they hypnotize 672 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,080 He's got everything 673 00:50:29,150 --> 00:50:31,450 - It's been a long time. 674 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,960 Yeah. 675 00:50:35,790 --> 00:50:37,730 You seem taller. 676 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,260 No. I'm the same. 677 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,370 Gee whiz 678 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:58,470 - Verena, you may not abandon your date. That's the rule. 679 00:50:58,550 --> 00:51:00,710 But Abby left him. 680 00:51:00,790 --> 00:51:04,150 I'll take care of Mr. Frost until Abby gets back. 681 00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:06,620 Now go and be a proper hostess to Mr. Bateman. 682 00:51:07,830 --> 00:51:09,760 Have you seen the new science building? 683 00:51:09,830 --> 00:51:13,290 - This is great. Every 15 minutes I get a new date. 684 00:51:15,370 --> 00:51:17,630 Verena. That's Hungarian, right? 685 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,640 - But then it'd be, Verena. - Excuse me, 686 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:21,930 - See l... - I have to set up the refreshments. 687 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:31,550 I love that guy 688 00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:34,240 Gee whiz 689 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,790 - My valentine - So... 690 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,220 we're really gonna do it this time? 691 00:51:41,290 --> 00:51:44,350 Yeah. I mean, if you still want to. 692 00:51:44,430 --> 00:51:46,450 Are you kidding? 693 00:51:46,530 --> 00:51:48,470 - Did you bring, um... - Yeah. 694 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,270 Bourbon, 695 00:51:55,340 --> 00:51:57,540 and, ah... 696 00:52:03,650 --> 00:52:05,580 Conceptive foam? 697 00:52:05,650 --> 00:52:09,310 Dennis, I thought you were going to bring, you know, rubbers. 698 00:52:09,390 --> 00:52:12,220 This is something new. The girl puts it in. 699 00:52:16,290 --> 00:52:18,390 Eew. 700 00:52:18,460 --> 00:52:20,520 I can't read this. 701 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,430 Okay. Here's the diagram. 702 00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:31,240 I think you have to lie back with... 703 00:52:31,310 --> 00:52:34,540 your knees up to get it in. 704 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,940 Look out, Jerry Look out 705 00:52:37,010 --> 00:52:39,570 There's a big bad bird that's flyin'high 706 00:52:39,650 --> 00:52:43,480 - It's good to see you. - Twist that pony Do the bird with me 707 00:52:43,550 --> 00:52:46,250 Aye yah yah yah yah yah 708 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,880 Twist that pony Do the bird with me 709 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,900 Aye yah yah yah yah yah 710 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,590 - Looks like this dance is, ah, going pretty good, huh? - She's lookin' at ya. 711 00:52:54,670 --> 00:52:56,930 Are you gonna ask that guy to dance? 712 00:52:58,270 --> 00:53:00,200 Do the bird Do the bird 713 00:53:00,270 --> 00:53:03,970 - Do the shimmy shimmy - Do the bird, do the bird 714 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,200 Do the bird Do the bird 715 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,510 - Come on we're gonna - Twist and ride 716 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:11,410 Pony ride shake and shout 717 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,350 Harder and harder 718 00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:17,120 Hey, baby, do the bird with me 719 00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:19,120 Yes 720 00:53:19,190 --> 00:53:21,120 Come on, baby, to the sky up above 721 00:53:21,190 --> 00:53:24,680 - Some libation, please. - Yah yah yah yah yah 722 00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:30,270 This is special stuff we made just for you. 723 00:53:30,330 --> 00:53:34,070 If you want some more, ask for the mystery punch. 724 00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,950 - It's spiked. - Masterly. 725 00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:51,110 D-Did you guys taste the punch? 726 00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:53,120 Come on. Let's go get some more. 727 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,700 Hold the applicator fi! Rmly upright... 728 00:54:01,770 --> 00:54:03,700 and apply pressure downwards. 729 00:54:03,770 --> 00:54:06,170 I am. 730 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,830 Did you shake it well? Give it to me. 731 00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:25,120 Okay. 732 00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:36,360 Good going, Dennis. 733 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,540 Maybe we could get it in with a spoon. 734 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,410 The girls would move into this house. 735 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:51,280 I want to inform you that I was not born yesterday. 736 00:54:51,350 --> 00:54:54,110 I know precisely what is going on here. 737 00:54:54,190 --> 00:54:56,550 - I beg your pardon. - This whole scheme was cooked up... 738 00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:59,280 by Harvey Sawyer and his real estate buddies. 739 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,450 They want to buy this campus for subdivision. 740 00:55:01,530 --> 00:55:05,490 This has nothing to do with me, or with you, for that matter. 741 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,690 The merger is a fait accompli. 742 00:55:07,770 --> 00:55:12,630 - We must forge on and look on the positive side. - There is no positive side. 743 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:17,330 With all due respect, Miss McVane, I think you were born yesterday. 744 00:55:17,410 --> 00:55:19,470 I fail to see any way... 745 00:55:19,540 --> 00:55:22,510 that Miss Godard's benefi! Ts from an association with St. Ambrose... 746 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:24,980 We have a rich and very generous alumni. 747 00:55:25,050 --> 00:55:27,710 - That should be enough for you. - It's a bottom-of-the-heap school... 748 00:55:27,790 --> 00:55:30,550 for boys who are too dumb or unruly to... 749 00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:34,890 I'll have to report to the trustees that you and I are unable to work together. 750 00:55:36,630 --> 00:55:40,190 Of course, one of us... 751 00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:42,260 will be removed. 752 00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:45,860 I apologize. 753 00:55:50,310 --> 00:55:52,330 Please forgive me. 754 00:55:54,410 --> 00:55:56,350 Wouldn't you be happier if you resigned? 755 00:55:58,350 --> 00:56:00,280 I can't. 756 00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:03,440 Miss Godard's... 757 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,460 is my home. 758 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,060 I know that feeling. 759 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,200 That your love's untrue 760 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,400 - You're all done? - Uh-huh. 761 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,910 Come on, beautiful. Let's begin the beguine. 762 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:34,250 Later, Car Wreck. First, suck on this. 763 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,290 But now you come to me sayin' 764 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,290 Baby, I'm gonna leave ya 765 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,820 And I'm beggin'ya this time, darlin' don't make me believe ya 766 00:56:42,890 --> 00:56:47,090 - Baby, baby, baby, baby - Don't, don't, don't, don't 767 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:50,570 - Baby, baby, don't play with my heart - Don't, don't 768 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:55,130 - Look at Tinka. She's at it again. 769 00:56:56,870 --> 00:56:59,370 Do you know you can tell the way a person is by the texture of the skin... 770 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,410 on the back of their hand. 771 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,810 It's very soft. 772 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,180 You're sensitive and refi! Ned. 773 00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:09,420 Ooh. It's rough. 774 00:57:09,490 --> 00:57:11,650 Yeah. I'm callous and unfeeling. 775 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,020 Get out, you. 776 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,190 Theresa... 777 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,960 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 778 00:57:21,030 --> 00:57:22,970 Break it up, please. 779 00:57:26,170 --> 00:57:30,130 - Is there somewhere where we could be alone? - We could try the gym. 780 00:57:30,210 --> 00:57:32,140 - Bring him to me - Masterly. 781 00:57:33,210 --> 00:57:36,870 Bring him to me 782 00:57:38,450 --> 00:57:41,750 I'm asking God in His house 783 00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:44,380 And the angels above 784 00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:48,390 - To send me, send me, send me 785 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,660 - Oh! - Poor Abby. 786 00:57:54,730 --> 00:57:58,030 This is not your night. Better go change. 787 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:02,100 You stay away from my date. I am warning you! 788 00:58:04,010 --> 00:58:06,170 - Verena. - My friends all tell me 789 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,910 - Go to him, run to him - What is wrong with that Frost boy? 790 00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:12,040 - And tell him - He's a perpetual problem, that one. 791 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,680 - He's all wrong - Get him outta here. Go! Go! 792 00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:19,850 He's in my heart I know it But it's so hard to show it 793 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,760 - 'Cause it's easier 794 00:58:22,830 --> 00:58:24,890 Easier said than done 795 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,060 My body's tellin'me fiight with him sigh to him 796 00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:33,540 Tell him I would die for him and tell him 797 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:37,700 - He's the one 798 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:41,340 - Come on. - Although he gives me a feeling that sets my heart a reelin' 799 00:58:41,410 --> 00:58:45,870 - Yeah, it's easier easier said than done 800 00:58:48,450 --> 00:58:52,720 - Well, I know that I love him so - I know 801 00:59:04,370 --> 00:59:08,960 Hey, girl I want you to know 802 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:13,480 - l-l-I'll stop if you want me to. - Yeah. No. 803 00:59:14,850 --> 00:59:19,250 - lf you go - Bye-bye, baby 804 00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:22,550 - And, hey, girl 805 00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:25,320 - Did you hear something? - No. 806 00:59:25,390 --> 00:59:30,760 Something deep inside of me is going 807 00:59:30,830 --> 00:59:33,730 To die 808 00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:43,240 lf this is good-bye 809 00:59:43,310 --> 00:59:46,610 - No, I beg you, please - Bye-bye, baby 810 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:50,010 Don't go away 811 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,450 - Masterly. 812 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:58,150 No, no, no, no, no no, no, don't 813 00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:02,160 - Don't go away - Bye-bye, baby 814 01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:05,450 - Hey, hey, hey - Just keep your mouth shut. 815 01:00:05,530 --> 01:00:07,390 Schumacher. 816 01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:10,490 You owe me 80 bucks. We got the photos. We got... 817 01:00:10,570 --> 01:00:12,660 - How big were the nay-nays? - They were like watermelons. 818 01:00:12,740 --> 01:00:14,640 No. No. I don't know about that one. 819 01:00:14,710 --> 01:00:17,700 - Maybe more like kumquats. 820 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:20,770 - Hey, who are you guys? - Want something, fellas? 821 01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:23,610 - Get 'em! 822 01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:32,020 - What's the matter, Tweety? - I'm fat and ugly and I wanna throw up. 823 01:00:32,090 --> 01:00:34,850 Hey, what happened, honey? 824 01:00:34,930 --> 01:00:37,920 I hate them. They took pictures. 825 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,960 - The pigs. - Who? 826 01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:43,760 - Which one of you is Todd Winslow? - Not me. 827 01:00:46,170 --> 01:00:49,800 - Is one of you Todd Winslow? 828 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,800 Take it easy, fellas. 829 01:00:55,510 --> 01:00:58,450 Sir, I want to report one of these boys. 830 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:02,350 You need a break from this hormonal nightmare. Shall we? 831 01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:05,720 Sir, this boy, he did something horrible to Theresa Goldberg. 832 01:01:05,790 --> 01:01:08,850 His name is Todd Winslow, and I can't fi! Nd him. 833 01:01:08,930 --> 01:01:11,520 We'll call the FBI. 834 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,390 Excuse me, sir. May I cut in? 835 01:01:17,530 --> 01:01:20,560 Snake. How did you get in here? 836 01:01:22,070 --> 01:01:24,010 You're so beautiful I could eat your teeth. 837 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,240 Where'd you get these clothes? 838 01:01:27,310 --> 01:01:30,750 Ah, some preppy gave 'em to me after I beat him up. 839 01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:37,580 Todd Winslow? You beat up Todd Winslow? 840 01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:39,590 Oh, you sweetheart. 841 01:01:40,890 --> 01:01:44,050 Tinka in my arms. I must be dreaming. 842 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:48,060 Pinch me. I'll show ya where. 843 01:01:48,130 --> 01:01:52,000 And be my lady 844 01:01:52,070 --> 01:01:54,000 Mind if I cut in? 845 01:01:54,070 --> 01:01:58,970 - Oh, my love, love, love - You're attractive, really. Nice jacket. Hey, get lost. 846 01:02:02,950 --> 01:02:06,640 - Day, it is so lonely - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 847 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,620 Yeah, now 848 01:02:10,690 --> 01:02:13,280 Might forget it 849 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:17,260 So blue 850 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,330 - Time is all - Verena. 851 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,700 You're not supposed to be awake. 852 01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:29,100 - I'm probably not. - Oh, rats. 853 01:02:29,170 --> 01:02:31,730 Couldn't you just sort of... pass out again? 854 01:02:31,810 --> 01:02:34,070 I probably would if you kiss me. 855 01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:37,800 I have to go clean up the refreshments. 856 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,680 Is this really your room? 857 01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:43,850 I wouldn't take you for a Liberace fan. 858 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,860 Love him. 859 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,760 Listen, I'll be right back and we'll have us a wild time. 860 01:02:48,830 --> 01:02:51,160 L-I'm chilly. 861 01:02:51,230 --> 01:02:53,160 Could you tuck me in? 862 01:03:00,870 --> 01:03:02,810 Hey. 863 01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:21,720 Who are those boys? 864 01:03:24,930 --> 01:03:27,730 - Come on! We gotta go. We've been spotted. - Bye, honey. 865 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,430 - I can't leave you. - I know a place we can go. 866 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,280 Come on. Don't give up. 867 01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:57,350 I mean, even if you got pregnant I'd marry you. 868 01:03:57,430 --> 01:03:59,660 Why? 869 01:03:59,730 --> 01:04:02,600 I've imagined it, haven't you? 870 01:04:02,670 --> 01:04:05,860 Would we live in a colonial with two cars and a collie? 871 01:04:06,940 --> 01:04:08,870 Sounds okay to me. 872 01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:14,740 Do you believe in centralized government or state's rights? 873 01:04:16,980 --> 01:04:19,310 I'd just like to know who I'm marrying. 874 01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:23,010 I get the distinct impression you don't wanna do this anymore. 875 01:04:23,090 --> 01:04:25,420 I just keep thinking that you don't know me. 876 01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:30,620 What are you talkin' about? I mean... 877 01:04:30,690 --> 01:04:32,630 What's there to know? 878 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:43,090 - Hey. - Okay. 879 01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:45,610 - Well. 880 01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:51,640 What a convenient trysting place. 881 01:04:53,350 --> 01:04:55,910 And right over our heads. 882 01:04:55,990 --> 01:04:59,720 Sir, ah... This is, ah... This is my fault. 883 01:04:59,790 --> 01:05:01,720 It was totally my idea. 884 01:05:01,790 --> 01:05:04,990 It's clear to me that she... lured you here... 885 01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:07,900 put you in a state of desire. 886 01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:11,160 Oh, you're not to blame for answering your impulses. 887 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,100 Ah, but-but, sir, she-she's... 888 01:05:14,170 --> 01:05:16,640 Young man, you'd better get back to the dance. 889 01:05:16,710 --> 01:05:19,010 Dennis, don't go! 890 01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:22,380 I would like to deal with Miss Sinclair alone. 891 01:05:22,450 --> 01:05:25,610 She is in a lot of trouble. 892 01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:31,680 Hey, Dennis! How'd it go? 893 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,120 Come on, critters. 894 01:05:34,190 --> 01:05:35,990 Cozy. 895 01:05:37,790 --> 01:05:39,850 Much nicer than those sterile conference rooms. 896 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,130 Go ahead. Get me expelled. I don't care. 897 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,260 And lose a gifted student? 898 01:05:46,370 --> 01:05:48,700 And yet you should be punished. 899 01:05:50,370 --> 01:05:54,500 I think we can come to some kind of... private arrangement. 900 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,840 - Get 'im! Get 'im! - Who are you? 901 01:06:01,550 --> 01:06:03,490 How would you like us to dispose of him, madam? 902 01:06:03,550 --> 01:06:06,250 - Stop it! Stop it, I say. 903 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,290 Stop. No! 904 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,520 - Three, two, one! - No! 905 01:06:10,590 --> 01:06:13,830 - Wait there for Miss McVane! - Jesus Christ! 906 01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:15,830 - Fellas, please. 907 01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:17,830 At least throw me down some clothes! 908 01:06:18,970 --> 01:06:20,900 Here ya go. 909 01:06:22,610 --> 01:06:25,230 - Go stuff the big kielbasa, Mr. Dewey. 910 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,510 You put your whole foot in You put your whole foot out 911 01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:34,450 You put your whole foot in and you shake it all about 912 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,820 - You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around 913 01:06:37,890 --> 01:06:40,520 That's what it's all about 914 01:06:40,590 --> 01:06:42,750 You put your rocket in 915 01:06:42,830 --> 01:06:45,620 You put your rocket out You put your rocket in 916 01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:48,260 - Have you seen my date? - No, have you seen my husband? 917 01:06:48,330 --> 01:06:51,030 - You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around - No. 918 01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:53,370 - That's what it's all about - Excuse me. 919 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,560 Did your date go off with my date? 920 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,210 - Hey, put your whole date in! 921 01:07:00,740 --> 01:07:03,040 - You put your whole date in 922 01:07:03,110 --> 01:07:06,210 You put your whole date in and you shake it all about 923 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,950 You're all just a bunch of... dirty heads. 924 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,260 Ladies and gentlemen. The dance is over! 925 01:07:20,460 --> 01:07:22,730 Excuse me. 926 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,030 What are you boys doing? Now stop this! 927 01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:27,070 Calling it a night? 928 01:07:27,140 --> 01:07:29,400 - Yes, Miss McVane. - Where is Verena? 929 01:07:29,470 --> 01:07:32,310 - Gee, I don't know. - Find her! 930 01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:36,140 You guys, have you seen Verena? Is she up here? 931 01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:39,210 - No. - Miss McVane is on a warpath... 932 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,910 - Hey. - Townies? 933 01:07:41,990 --> 01:07:44,150 - Well, at least they're not St. Ambrose boys. 934 01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:48,210 Momo, listen, I'm on your side now. St. Ambrose bites. 935 01:07:48,290 --> 01:07:50,230 Then help me. I can't fi! Nd Verena anywhere. 936 01:07:50,290 --> 01:07:53,730 - Okay. I'll look for her. - Come on. The concert's about to begin. 937 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,360 - Snake, wait here. - Well, you're gonna leave me... 938 01:07:56,430 --> 01:07:59,560 - She's sucking his face off. - He's the king. 939 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,570 I'll be right back. 940 01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:07,100 Oh, schoolmaids. Heaven is where you are.] 941 01:08:11,950 --> 01:08:15,410 - Are they all accounted for? - No. Five boys are missing. 942 01:08:15,490 --> 01:08:19,480 - Frost, Dinwiddy, Adams, Schumacher and Todd Winslow. - Well, fi! Nd Chubb. 943 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,960 No. No. I'll fi! Nd Chubb. You fi! Nd those boys. 944 01:08:37,970 --> 01:08:40,070 - Did you fi! Nd Von Stefan? - No. 945 01:08:40,140 --> 01:08:42,240 I even checked her dorm room. 946 01:08:42,310 --> 01:08:46,150 Something untoward is about to happen. I can feel it. 947 01:08:54,790 --> 01:08:57,730 I better go. The concert. 948 01:08:57,790 --> 01:09:00,290 Well, what about me? I have to get caught in your bed. 949 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:04,200 Oh... someone will come along. 950 01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:07,360 You could start screaming like you just came into your room. 951 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:09,670 Well, actually... 952 01:09:09,740 --> 01:09:11,670 this isn't my room. 953 01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:15,580 I knew you couldn't be a Liberace fan. 954 01:09:15,650 --> 01:09:18,240 I really gotta go. 955 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:20,250 But... 956 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:23,180 even after you're expelled and everything, 957 01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:26,280 - will you write to me? - Oh, yeah. 958 01:09:35,930 --> 01:09:38,660 Psst. Need to sober up? 959 01:09:38,740 --> 01:09:41,330 Yeah. That punch was diabolical... 960 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,570 and I need to sing my solo. 961 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,910 Take a swig of this and pass it along to the others. 962 01:09:48,110 --> 01:09:51,080 - What is it? - Hair of the bird that bit ya. 963 01:09:51,150 --> 01:09:53,080 Takes a few minutes to work. 964 01:09:55,220 --> 01:09:58,240 Psst. You know what you need to sober up? 965 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:01,350 - Take a swig of this, pass it along to the other guys... - What are you guys doin' here? 966 01:10:01,430 --> 01:10:03,860 It's time for our entrance. 967 01:10:06,030 --> 01:10:09,090 Pass this on down, man. 968 01:10:10,230 --> 01:10:12,460 She's not coming back, Snake. 969 01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:16,400 - She's ditched you. - Dead on the road. 970 01:10:16,470 --> 01:10:18,940 But she kissed me. 971 01:10:19,010 --> 01:10:23,500 Girls get very kissy right before they give you the shaft. 972 01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:27,810 - Yeah. Severance pay. - Yeah, you're right. 973 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,570 What's... 974 01:10:54,810 --> 01:10:57,410 Outrageous! They've all been drinking! 975 01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:43,720 I dream ofJeannie with the... 976 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:02,380 My dress! 977 01:12:25,770 --> 01:12:28,240 - What do we got here? - We got three. 978 01:12:28,310 --> 01:12:30,430 We got boxers. 979 01:12:30,510 --> 01:12:33,740 Boxers again. Briefs. 980 01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:39,010 Cool tool. I'm a nature photographer myself. 981 01:12:44,250 --> 01:12:47,190 On the bus, Cooper! 982 01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:49,780 Don't you smart me again. On that bus, young man. 983 01:12:49,860 --> 01:12:52,290 Get... Oh. 984 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:55,330 Frost, you wipe that smile off your face. Where were you? 985 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,330 Headmaster. 986 01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:04,370 I hope you will discipline this... human debris. 987 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:06,810 Let me assure you, 988 01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:09,870 they will return to St. Ambrose... 989 01:13:09,950 --> 01:13:11,880 only to pack! 990 01:13:16,950 --> 01:13:18,890 Frank? 991 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,890 Who's in there? 992 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,340 Well, Frank, 993 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:45,410 that about does it for me. 994 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:55,650 They're gone. I'd rather be devoured by rats... 995 01:13:55,730 --> 01:13:57,960 than be in the same school with Todd Winslow. 996 01:13:58,030 --> 01:13:59,960 It'll never happen now. 997 01:14:00,030 --> 01:14:02,400 That was so brilliant what you and Verena did. 998 01:14:02,470 --> 01:14:04,660 God, where is Verena? 999 01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:08,800 Odie, what's wrong? What happened? 1000 01:14:14,910 --> 01:14:18,180 You understand why you can no longer attend Miss Godard's? 1001 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:20,980 Of course, the boy will be expelled too. 1002 01:14:22,820 --> 01:14:24,910 Your father will pick you up this afternoon. 1003 01:14:24,990 --> 01:14:27,860 We'll send your records on to any school you apply to. 1004 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:31,190 Mr. Dewey is leaving us as well, if that cheers you. 1005 01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:36,730 - More tea? - No, thank you. 1006 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,860 Cigarette? 1007 01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:43,900 - Sure. - Catch. 1008 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:58,080 Quite a debacle, the St. Ambrose choir dance. 1009 01:14:58,150 --> 01:15:00,850 Boys drinking liquor, heaving up all over the stage... 1010 01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:04,330 I'd say they had too many of your refreshments. 1011 01:15:04,390 --> 01:15:07,300 - My refreshments? - I have no proof, as usual, 1012 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,630 but these events have a certain style I've come to identify with your handiwork. 1013 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,540 I did it for the school. 1014 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:23,770 I know, dear. I wish it had worked. 1015 01:15:23,850 --> 01:15:26,840 But the trustees are going to hush up the entire affair... 1016 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,940 and proceed with plans for coeducation. 1017 01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:32,080 - I shall announce it to the school before summer vacation. - No. 1018 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,280 Won't be the fi! Rst time women have had to marry for money. 1019 01:15:37,860 --> 01:15:39,760 You betrayed us. 1020 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:43,930 No. 1021 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,460 No. 1022 01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:50,010 Miss Godard's was betrayed by her own. 1023 01:15:51,470 --> 01:15:53,600 Year after year, I've been on my knees... 1024 01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,740 groveling to the alumnae for handouts, 1025 01:15:55,810 --> 01:15:59,340 fi! Ve dollars here, ten dollars there... big spenders... 1026 01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:03,180 The men give generously to their schools. It's a solid investment. 1027 01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:07,690 They're ensuring that a steady supply of the nation's leaders will be men. 1028 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:12,390 Maybe you women don't give because deep down you know it's useless. 1029 01:16:12,460 --> 01:16:14,950 I might as well been teaching needlepoint and gardening, 1030 01:16:15,030 --> 01:16:17,730 instead of physics and government. 1031 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,960 Twenty-eight years of work, 1032 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:25,630 - just so I can kiss some headmaster's ass. - Miss McVane! 1033 01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,340 You're right to be afraid. 1034 01:16:29,410 --> 01:16:33,350 Because after the men plant their flag in this school, they'll bury us. 1035 01:16:33,420 --> 01:16:37,850 It'll be subtle and insidious, as is in real life. 1036 01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:41,190 I may be at the end of the road here, but you're young... 1037 01:16:41,260 --> 01:16:44,750 and you have the talent and power to lead. 1038 01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:48,660 Don't stop the fi! Ght. 1039 01:16:48,730 --> 01:16:52,000 Wherever you go, Verena, don't give up. 1040 01:16:52,070 --> 01:16:54,000 I'm counting on you. 1041 01:16:58,010 --> 01:17:00,340 Good-bye. 1042 01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:31,570 Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean we have to stop helping each other. 1043 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:35,580 I mean, we're joined forever. 1044 01:17:35,650 --> 01:17:37,740 The D.A.R. Lives. 1045 01:17:37,810 --> 01:17:41,340 No more little white gloves. 1046 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,560 Okay. Everybody out. I gotta pack. 1047 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:57,320 I don't see how you can sit on a horse if Dennis did his job correctly. 1048 01:17:58,570 --> 01:18:01,540 Dennis was a dead loss. 1049 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:05,770 Well, you'll have the St. Ambrose doofus population to keep you company. 1050 01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:08,900 No. It didn't work? 1051 01:18:10,050 --> 01:18:12,040 The school's going coed. 1052 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,710 Miss McVane is gonna announce it on Prize Day. 1053 01:18:16,450 --> 01:18:19,350 It's over. 1054 01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:21,360 Don't be so sure. 1055 01:18:22,690 --> 01:18:26,250 - What do you mean? - Never mind. 1056 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:30,800 Good-bye, Verena. 1057 01:18:32,270 --> 01:18:34,430 Hey, I'll buy your magazine, okay? 1058 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:37,560 If you ever run for anything, let me know. 1059 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:39,570 I'll fi! X the competition. 1060 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,580 Okay. 1061 01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:52,580 Verena's gone. St. Ambrose is taking over. 1062 01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:56,420 Next year I'm going to have to face Todd Winslow every day at breakfast. 1063 01:18:56,490 --> 01:18:59,620 I want to retch and die! 1064 01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:03,790 They're going to pull down our grade curve. 1065 01:19:03,870 --> 01:19:06,030 They're going to pull down more than that. 1066 01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:11,130 Ladies, it's time to put on our thinking caps. 1067 01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:13,610 - And that concludes our... 1068 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,610 Prize Day ceremony. 1069 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,770 I know you're all anxious to get started with your summer, 1070 01:19:18,850 --> 01:19:21,780 but you must attend fiinal classes. 1071 01:19:21,850 --> 01:19:24,150 And I wish you all a happy vacation. 1072 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:31,990 Before you go, ah, there is some important news. 1073 01:19:34,030 --> 01:19:37,300 Indeed so important that Mrs. Sawyer, 1074 01:19:37,370 --> 01:19:40,170 president of Miss Godard's Board of Trustees, 1075 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:43,000 is here this morning to tell you herself. 1076 01:19:47,380 --> 01:19:49,310 Good morning. 1077 01:19:49,380 --> 01:19:53,870 I am very excited to be standing here on the threshold of... 1078 01:19:53,950 --> 01:19:56,110 as it were a new era. 1079 01:19:56,190 --> 01:19:59,310 Next year, this school will admit... 1080 01:19:59,390 --> 01:20:03,290 for the fi! Rst time... members of the opposite sex. 1081 01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:06,950 - Specifiically, Miss Godard's... 1082 01:20:07,030 --> 01:20:09,290 will unite with St. Ambrose Academy... 1083 01:20:09,370 --> 01:20:14,330 to form a single school on their campus in Stoneytown, New Hampshire. 1084 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:18,670 A letter was sent to your parents this morning outlining the details of this... 1085 01:20:18,740 --> 01:20:22,200 - Mother, no! - Quiet, please. 1086 01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:27,650 Our faculties will combine, but our administrations will be separate. 1087 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:44,190 Attention! Attention, I have something to say. Everybody listen. 1088 01:20:44,270 --> 01:20:48,570 - Just be quiet. - Hey, listen to Odie. She's got an idea. 1089 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,570 We have been gypped. 1090 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:54,080 Some of you may think this school going coed is a great idea. 1091 01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:56,200 Others of you may think it's horrendous. 1092 01:20:56,280 --> 01:21:00,580 But right now the point is that the Board ofTrustees doesn't care what you think. 1093 01:21:00,650 --> 01:21:03,520 Did they ever consult us? No. 1094 01:21:03,590 --> 01:21:08,420 - Did they ever ask us what we wanted? - No. No. 1095 01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:10,460 - We're only a pawn in their game. - What is going on here? 1096 01:21:10,530 --> 01:21:13,520 - They teach us self-government... 1097 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,620 and then they disenfranchise us. 1098 01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:17,960 - That's true. - They teach us to take ourselves seriously... 1099 01:21:18,030 --> 01:21:19,970 and then they act as if we don't count. 1100 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:22,160 Well, hey, I say this eats the big one. We count. 1101 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:25,870 - Yeah. - We wanna vote. It's our future. 1102 01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:32,310 They expect us to stand around and be docile and meek... 1103 01:21:32,380 --> 01:21:36,220 in our little white gloves while they wield absolute power. 1104 01:21:36,290 --> 01:21:39,740 Well, I say, "No more little white gloves." 1105 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:44,320 - Let's hear it. Do you wanna vote? - Yeah! 1106 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,500 Then demand to vote! Follow me to the dorms... 1107 01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:50,050 and we'll lock ourselves in until they agree to our terms! 1108 01:21:50,130 --> 01:21:53,760 - Come on, everybody. Let's go! 1109 01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,640 What about it, Page? Wanna give these kids a vote? 1110 01:21:57,710 --> 01:22:00,010 Don't be absurd. 1111 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:06,640 Anybody that doesn't go back to class immediately will be suspended! 1112 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:11,210 Abby. Abigail, you have an insurrection on your hands. 1113 01:22:11,290 --> 01:22:13,450 Let's see how you handle yourself in a crisis. 1114 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:17,150 Mother, up your ziggie with a wah-wah brush. 1115 01:22:20,230 --> 01:22:22,860 Now, girls... 1116 01:22:22,930 --> 01:22:25,630 Okay, now these go to the parapet, third floor. Go! 1117 01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:28,140 You call all the newspapers. You call the New York Times. 1118 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,760 You call Life Magazine and the Herald Tribune. 1119 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:33,870 - My dad owns that. - Really? Okay, then you call the Herald Tribune. 1120 01:22:33,940 --> 01:22:38,880 Ladies, no vote is possible. 1121 01:22:38,950 --> 01:22:42,350 The decision of the trustees is fi! Nal. 1122 01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:44,780 Will you please come out now::: 1123 01:22:44,850 --> 01:22:48,120 Or you all face suspension. 1124 01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:59,530 "A voice and a vote. Don't trust the trustees. " What? 1125 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:03,330 I want you to break through that door and clear the building. 1126 01:23:03,410 --> 01:23:06,740 I don't care if you have to pick them up and carry them out one by one. 1127 01:23:06,810 --> 01:23:10,250 In two hours, their parents will be arriving to take them home for vacation. 1128 01:23:10,310 --> 01:23:14,340 In two hours, this situation must be under control! 1129 01:23:14,420 --> 01:23:17,180 Yes, ma'am. 1130 01:23:31,430 --> 01:23:34,340 Out, or we start swinging! 1131 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,270 Now, miss, put that down. 1132 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,720 Vote! Vote! 1133 01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:21,720 Okay. Come on. Move it right up here to the front. 1134 01:24:21,780 --> 01:24:26,380 No. No. You-You are trespassing on private property. 1135 01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:29,860 - And I happen to... - Okay. I got it. 1136 01:24:31,990 --> 01:24:35,330 The board of trustees has sold this school down the river. 1137 01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:39,800 They want us to go coed with the St. Ambrose Academy, 1138 01:24:39,870 --> 01:24:43,170 which is notorious for their drunken behavior, 1139 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:46,400 loose morals and lousy singing. 1140 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:49,440 - Tinka? - Tinka! 1141 01:24:51,310 --> 01:24:54,110 There must be some way to get them out of there. 1142 01:24:54,180 --> 01:24:57,180 Well, there's tear gas. But they're just a bunch of little girls, ma'am. 1143 01:24:57,250 --> 01:25:00,120 They are not just a bunch of girls. They are Miss Godard's girls... 1144 01:25:00,190 --> 01:25:03,090 - they're organized! - Well, we could surround the building... 1145 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:06,360 and come in from all sides, if you don't mind us breaking a few windows. 1146 01:25:06,430 --> 01:25:08,690 - Do it! Go on! - No! 1147 01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:34,990 All right, girls. 1148 01:25:35,060 --> 01:25:37,620 Okay, girls, next to them. 1149 01:25:37,690 --> 01:25:41,190 Back 'em up. Let's go! Let's get out of here! 1150 01:25:54,310 --> 01:25:56,300 Please. Please. Please. 1151 01:25:56,380 --> 01:25:59,910 Parents will please convene in the chapel, 1152 01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:02,950 where Mrs. Sawyer will answer all your questions. 1153 01:26:03,020 --> 01:26:05,010 - Me! Marsha! - Face the music, Page. 1154 01:26:05,090 --> 01:26:07,250 I'm going into the dorm to talk with the girls. 1155 01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:10,220 Ah, to the chapel. 1156 01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:12,990 Doesn't 75 years of history mean anything to you? 1157 01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:18,260 - You can't railroad this... - Our bylaws state that the board of trustees... 1158 01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:24,930 I know you all feel left out of the process. 1159 01:26:25,010 --> 01:26:28,700 But legally the trustees can take any action they choose. 1160 01:26:29,980 --> 01:26:34,420 You have no rights! And neither do I. 1161 01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:39,440 If you don't like their decision, all you can do is not come back next year. 1162 01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:43,250 And all I can do is quit! These are your choices. 1163 01:26:43,330 --> 01:26:46,120 It doesn't have to be like that. 1164 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:48,360 We can amend the bylaws. 1165 01:26:48,430 --> 01:26:50,520 We want to elect our own student representative. 1166 01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:54,430 We can do that right now. Then all the students will vote on coeducation... 1167 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:57,630 - and it will count as one trustee vote. - They won't permit that. 1168 01:26:57,710 --> 01:26:59,870 Otherwise, we won't move from here. 1169 01:26:59,940 --> 01:27:03,210 And we have enough canned food to last us here for months. 1170 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,210 We've got the ballots ready. 1171 01:27:07,780 --> 01:27:10,480 - No, Odette. Right, everybody. - Please. 1172 01:27:10,550 --> 01:27:13,950 - No, Odette! - Please! Miss McVane, 1173 01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:17,320 Miss Godard's gave us a voice so now it's kind of hard to shut up. 1174 01:27:28,370 --> 01:27:30,530 This is all rather new to me. 1175 01:27:32,310 --> 01:27:34,240 Carry on, Odette. 1176 01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:42,910 Now, this may seem pretty simple, 1177 01:27:42,990 --> 01:27:47,080 but now it's time to decide how you really feel about Miss Godard's. 1178 01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:50,650 Some of you may think of this place as a prison, 1179 01:27:50,730 --> 01:27:53,920 some old-fashioned prude's idea about keeping us out of trouble... 1180 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,160 because we can't be trusted to look out for ourselves. 1181 01:27:57,230 --> 01:28:01,860 And you think times have changed and we can hold our own with boys. 1182 01:28:01,940 --> 01:28:04,240 So you'll vote "yes" on coeducation. 1183 01:28:04,310 --> 01:28:06,770 Miss Godard's will disappear like the dinosaurs. 1184 01:28:08,780 --> 01:28:11,770 Now, for others of you, you think this place has brought out the best in you. 1185 01:28:11,850 --> 01:28:16,220 In here they give you the nerve to reach into yourself and pull out your colors... 1186 01:28:16,290 --> 01:28:18,480 and wave them as high as you can. 1187 01:28:18,550 --> 01:28:21,580 So, you'll vote "no" on changing this place. 1188 01:28:21,660 --> 01:28:24,130 Because to you, Miss Godard's isn't a prison at all. 1189 01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:28,160 It's a place to be free. 1190 01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:50,950 And the results of the informal student vote are as follows:: 1191 01:28:51,020 --> 01:28:52,950 For coeducation, 1192 01:28:53,020 --> 01:28:55,390 77 votes. 1193 01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:58,480 Against, 115. 1194 01:29:02,460 --> 01:29:06,370 And they have chosen Odette Sinclair as their representative, 1195 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:09,870 should the board of trustees decide to admit one student member. 1196 01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:15,210 And, in addition, they want to help the school out of its fi! Nancial troubles. 1197 01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:18,770 Each one of them, without hesitation, has donated whatever she can... 1198 01:29:18,850 --> 01:29:21,210 from her personal savings account. 1199 01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:24,880 I have checks here amounting to $3,000. 1200 01:29:24,950 --> 01:29:27,010 Now, maybe that's a paltry amount, 1201 01:29:27,090 --> 01:29:31,530 but their generosity just about broke my heart. 1202 01:29:31,590 --> 01:29:36,220 And I am sure that if parents and alumnae follow their example, 1203 01:29:36,300 --> 01:29:38,770 we can solve whatever budget problems we have... 1204 01:29:38,830 --> 01:29:41,360 very, very soon: 1205 01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:44,960 These are your daughters. You can be proud. 1206 01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:07,230 - You're in trouble. - We're going home, honey. 1207 01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:13,100 Yes, there's been quite a turn of events. The main mutiny is over... 1208 01:30:13,170 --> 01:30:15,470 and the "rebelettes" are going home. 1209 01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:18,510 And the president of the board of trustees and her husband has resigned as well. 1210 01:30:20,310 --> 01:30:23,070 It's all far too much excitement for me. 1211 01:30:23,150 --> 01:30:27,740 I don't know why you young girls have such a great appetite for drama. 1212 01:30:27,820 --> 01:30:30,250 - Still, I am glad you all - stopped them... 1213 01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:33,120 From rushing into this coeducation. 1214 01:30:33,190 --> 01:30:37,520 In many ways, the old ways are the best ways. 1215 01:30:37,590 --> 01:30:41,590 Oh, by the way, the Wheelwright boy will be back in town for the holidays, 1216 01:30:41,660 --> 01:30:45,100 and I thought since his parents and I are such great friends, 1217 01:30:45,170 --> 01:30:48,430 that it was high time the two of you were introduced. 1218 01:30:57,780 --> 01:31:01,340 - Those cuties have fun can't wait to get home - Bye, Odie! 1219 01:31:01,420 --> 01:31:05,320 - Bye, Momo. Bye, Tweety. - Bye, Odie! 1220 01:31:05,390 --> 01:31:10,150 - Bye! See ya next year. - Odious! 1221 01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:16,350 - Verena! - We drove down as soon as we heard the news on the radio. 1222 01:31:17,830 --> 01:31:19,800 You were brilliant. 1223 01:31:19,870 --> 01:31:21,800 - This is Frosty. - Hi. 1224 01:31:21,870 --> 01:31:23,860 Guess what? We both got accepted to Chancery. 1225 01:31:23,940 --> 01:31:27,710 - We're going to be going there in September. - Hmm. 1226 01:31:27,780 --> 01:31:30,070 Coed school will be a nice change. 1227 01:31:31,210 --> 01:31:33,310 Excuse us, please. 1228 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:38,320 You hypocrite. I thought you said you hated boys. 1229 01:31:38,390 --> 01:31:40,480 I know. 1230 01:31:41,990 --> 01:31:45,890 But I've been thinking. Perhaps they're like dogs. 1231 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:49,520 If we don't take them in, they run wild and they're a danger to society. 1232 01:31:50,830 --> 01:31:52,860 Verena, up yours with a Breck bottle. 1233 01:31:54,940 --> 01:31:57,670 Bye, guys! 1234 01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:01,670 Bye! 1235 01:32:01,740 --> 01:32:04,240 - Bye! - Girlfriends for life 1236 01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:07,110 Girlfriends 1237 01:32:07,180 --> 01:32:10,710 For life 1238 01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:30,030 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1239 01:32:30,100 --> 01:32:34,770 - Talkin'about my girlfriends - For life 1240 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:37,470 - Girlfriends - For life 1241 01:32:37,540 --> 01:32:40,570 - Girlfriends 1242 01:32:40,650 --> 01:32:44,780 - For life 1243 01:32:48,450 --> 01:32:50,390 - The goin'gets tough 1244 01:32:50,460 --> 01:32:55,050 - We ain't no fluff Struttin'our stuff with girlfriends 1245 01:32:55,130 --> 01:32:58,220 - Shampooed and curl Mascara and pearls 1246 01:32:58,300 --> 01:33:02,830 - What's that word, we're girlfriends - For life 1247 01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:06,070 - Girlfriends - For life 1248 01:33:06,140 --> 01:33:08,660 - Girlfriends 1249 01:33:08,740 --> 01:33:13,110 - For life 1250 01:33:13,180 --> 01:33:15,150 - Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah 1251 01:33:19,620 --> 01:33:22,210 - I hear Stacy went out with him 1252 01:33:22,290 --> 01:33:24,220 - What, is she crazy 1253 01:33:24,290 --> 01:33:27,260 - There she is - She's walkin'kinda funny 1254 01:33:27,330 --> 01:33:31,920 - Let's ask her - Hey, Stacy, what's new 1255 01:33:35,130 --> 01:33:38,260 - Met a boy so sweet 1256 01:33:38,340 --> 01:33:42,570 - He took me out last week 1257 01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:46,170 - For a movie and a dinner 1258 01:33:46,250 --> 01:33:49,840 - Then we parked on a dead-end street 1259 01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:53,720 - He said I've got a present for you 1260 01:33:53,790 --> 01:33:58,090 - I thought my dreams were all coming true 1261 01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:01,960 - I closed my eyes 1262 01:34:02,030 --> 01:34:05,730 - I fantasized 1263 01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:09,790 - I held out my hand 1264 01:34:09,870 --> 01:34:12,960 - Waited for my big surprise 1265 01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:14,970 - Was it a diamond ring 1266 01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:18,480 - Or a brand-new dress - Perfume, I bet 1267 01:34:18,540 --> 01:34:20,670 - Well, can't you guess 1268 01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:23,940 - Oh, oh, oh, oh 1269 01:34:24,020 --> 01:34:26,880 - A hairy bird 1270 01:34:29,090 --> 01:34:32,820 - What could I say 1271 01:34:32,890 --> 01:34:36,620 - So new to romance 1272 01:34:36,700 --> 01:34:40,560 - I looked up at his face - Don't look down 1273 01:34:40,630 --> 01:34:43,900 - I looked down at his pants 1274 01:34:43,970 --> 01:34:47,460 - When a guy asks for the proof of your love 1275 01:34:47,540 --> 01:34:52,100 - Do you spit out your gum Do you put on a glove 1276 01:34:52,180 --> 01:34:55,880 - What are the rules 1277 01:34:55,950 --> 01:35:00,010 - The etiquette 1278 01:35:00,090 --> 01:35:03,580 - All the things Mama told me 1279 01:35:03,660 --> 01:35:07,110 - Are inappropriate 1280 01:35:07,190 --> 01:35:09,820 - Girl, what are ya carryin'on about 1281 01:35:09,900 --> 01:35:12,130 - Come on, talk English 1282 01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:14,860 - Do I have to spell it out 1283 01:35:14,930 --> 01:35:17,840 - Oh, oh, oh, oh 1284 01:35:17,900 --> 01:35:21,360 - A hairy bird 1285 01:35:24,410 --> 01:35:26,610 - So, how big was it 1286 01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:29,010 - Well, smaller than a mailbox 1287 01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:31,680 - But bigger than one of those little cocktail things 1288 01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:35,310 - Was it long - Well, pretty long 1289 01:35:35,390 --> 01:35:38,520 - But he's not Vlad the lmpaler 1290 01:35:38,590 --> 01:35:42,530 - Go on Go on 1291 01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:44,930 - Go on - Okay 1292 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:50,260 - So, I thought what would it hurt 1293 01:35:50,340 --> 01:35:54,270 - One little bite 1294 01:35:54,340 --> 01:35:58,070 - But on your wedding day 1295 01:35:58,140 --> 01:36:01,810 - You couldn't wear white - Oh, no 1296 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,750 - I jumped out of his car like a comet 1297 01:36:04,820 --> 01:36:07,450 - And I guess I must have slammed the door on it 1298 01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:09,890 - Look out, look out, look out 1299 01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:12,320 - Oh, oh, oh, oh 1300 01:36:12,390 --> 01:36:15,830 - A hairy bird 1301 01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:21,120 - Everybody, have you heard the word 1302 01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:24,760 - She slammed the door and she crushed that bird 1303 01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:27,600 - Oh, oh, oh, oh 1304 01:36:27,670 --> 01:36:30,840 - The hairy bird 1305 01:36:33,010 --> 01:36:36,450 - Everybody, have you heard the word - Oh, oh, oh 1306 01:36:36,520 --> 01:36:40,320 - She slammed the door and she crushed that bird - Oh, oh 1307 01:36:40,390 --> 01:36:45,450 - Oh, oh, oh, oh - The hairy bird 1308 01:36:48,060 --> 01:36:51,620 - Everybody, have you heard the word - Oh, oh, oh 1309 01:36:51,700 --> 01:36:53,630 - She slammed the door and she crushed that bird